As I think of Katrina, I look to the future. I know a lot of good people who would endeavor to make positive decisions for our country. These friends are not politicians, but there’s another reason why many of them will never hear Hail to the Chief in their honor.
Hobbies that mean you will never ever win the presidency:
- Collects action heroes
- Reads sci-fi books as an adult
- Buys Beanie Babies
- Believes in television marathons
- Pre-orders Sliders season 1-3 DVDs on Amazon
On the other hand, hobbies that appear to win you acclaim and support:
- Alcohol abuse in your youth
- Inability to do your taxes (I’m guessing…)
- Tendency not to listen to self speak
- Difficulty matching noun with verb
- Buddies who are either warmongers or complete idiots
Help me out, what else am I missing?
3 comments:
I can't do my taxes for shit. I could be in!
Never win the presidency: Has a blog.
Oh yeah, that was me.... Dan...
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