Gotta Love the Pope

In a moment of who died and left you king (oh, wait … that’s right), newly named Pope Benedict XVI has denounced a bill in Spain that would allow gay marriage and gay adoption. The Pope’s spokesperson called the bill “iniquitous” (as in den of iniquity), a word that doesn’t get used nearly enough. Here, my suggestion for some headline rewrites:

• ABC exposé finds Fox’s Idol iniquitous
• Rice tells Russia ‘You’re iniquitous’
• After iniquitous morning, DeLay condemns Dems