The Humor of Spam

The last thing I want to do is encourage more spamming, but I have to share some of the more humorous “people” who have written me lately:

• Barrenness T. Moonstruck, Saws E. Clover, Buttresses K. Saguaros and Erick V. Shunts have said hello.
• Thumped H. Commentated asks “Buenos ncahso?” (sic)
• Antony Snell’s subject line says he’s writing about “banjo Sudatuss-2” (the musical decongestant, perhaps?)
• Pedro Rosales questions “where did Bob go?” (Where, indeed.)
• Finally my favorite: Impossibility V. Morticians says “Good eevning” (sic again).
• No, I take that back. This is the best. Consummated B. Terrorism says “Stock is limited. Hurry!”

Someone needs to tell the insurgents.