Tuesday, May 03, 2005

The Oops Report

A collection of blunders admitted and suspected.

Bride gets jitters then calls her man saying she’s been kidnapped but then later recants. His response:
Haven’t we all made mistakes?”

New washing machine uses fingerprint technology to force a husband and wife to take turns cleaning the clothes. But what if one spouse is out of town for two weeks and can’t place their fingerprint on the machine? No clean underwear for you!

Whether oops or just plain cute is your call. A zebra and donkey are now mom and pop to a zonkey. Or maybe a deebra. Or a zebkey... Or a donkbra…

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